The Community of Municipios Rebeldes Zapatistas is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 228 million Zapatistas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Zapatista economy, worth 3.79 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 16,627 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, tourists visit Municipios Rebeldes Zapatistas to mass-moon Zapatista politicians, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Municipios Rebeldes Zapatistas's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Municipios Rebeldes Zapatistas is ranked 60,450^th in the world and 203^rd in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 510.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.